But what if you’re being held at gunpoint and you say a pun like, ‘hit me with your best shot’, and then you die? That’d be a pretty sad way to go
Touche. What if I told you Miley lives? What happens then? I came into this world in somebody else’s blood kicking and screaming and I’m not afraid to leave that way, either.
Working on my birthday. I feel as though this should be illegal.
Happy birthday! We’ll have to celebrate sometime soon. I’m having Ashley withdrawals and I don’t like it.
I hate these damn headaches..
I heard medicine helps.
There was this one time in high school where my class was talking about Romeo and Juliet, and this one girl was telling about her boyfriend and she was like, “he’s the Romeo to my Juliet”, so I just said, “i’ll be the Romeo to your Tybalt”. And she smiled and said it was sweet. Little did she know, I said I wanted to kill her. Her ignorance saddened me, but at the same time I laughed so hard I was crying.
Two stars. I was gonna say and I’ll be Mercutio, but we both know where that’d end, but y’know what? I’m too young to die. Then again, I hope whenever I die I can make clever puns and curse the haters.
As tempting as a killing spree sounds it’s not such a good idea. So its a no from me, but are you okay Hanny Montanny?? What’s wrong??
Watching Bonnie and Clyde makes you wanna do some crazy shit, man.